The Map of the Computer Programmer's Brain
/*pseudocomments here, outlined in gibberish*/
The function that (determines the input)
{
}
The function that (manipulates the output)
{
So that the Dewey decimal system is rounded
for (all eternity++)
}
The main function /*The purpose of life perhaps?*/
{
do (it)
{
loop incessently;
get frustrated (words);
do {
work
}while (awake)
figure out how to get the f***ing background
To match the cool animation (declaration unknown);
ask the question
{
char The choice is yours
cin>>decide already
Have you decide yet? (true/false)
if (so)
{
go on
}
else
{
rasberry
}
}
/*Life is composed of a string of bool statements
If you have not determined that already*/
call for a blue screen already!
} while (the thought is still there)
The signature goes here and the paycheck has yet to clear();
return(0); /*THE END*/
}
Date of First Draft: 29 February 2000
Information: The syntax is true C++ with some artistic license.